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Joke of the Day
"I've gotta go. This bottle of vodka isn't gonna get arrested all by itself."
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"*steps on a Lego* *shouts a bunch of obscenities* Son: *walks in* is football on?"
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"Confucius says: ""Woman who fly upside in airplane have open cockpit."""
"There's no point to a dull knife."
"This jokes called, ""Chumbawama"" and it starts out really nice, but if you want to know the punch-line..... Hey...buy the rights."