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Joke of the Day

"""Dad, what do you think about abortion?"" --Ask your sister --But I don't have a sis..."

"Can you imagine how awesome sprinkles would be if they tasted like anything?!"

"*tree falls in forest, quickly stands up and looks around to see if anybody heard it, brushes self off*"

"What kind of math class did the acorn take when it grew up? Gee-I'm-a-tree!"

"Just found this sub the other day and I've come to this realization... Currently, this subreddit seems to be in quite the pickle."

"Do you want to know what Jon Snow and yo momma have in common? They both can be stabbed multiple times and not die..."

"The new Samsung phone shares every picture you take with all your friends as soon as you take it. Good idea. What could possibly go wrong?"

"A man tells his doctor, ""Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitter! The doctor replies, ""Sorry, I don't follow you..."

"Shouldn't brothels be called ""hoe-tels""? I apologise for any loss of brain cells caused by this joke..."

"1 out of 5 dentists just likes being a dick."