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Joke of the Day

"1 out of 5 dentists just likes being a dick."

"People ask if I saw any 'Red Flags'... Well, I was an anarcho-capitalist and she was a Hoxhaist..."

"A sexist, a racist and a homophobe walk into a bar Bartender: 'What will it be, Mr Trump?'"

"You can tell a lot about a woman by the way she organizes body parts in her freezer"

"Why aren't there any B batteries? Because people might think you have a stutter."

"What's the perfect line of work for a lizard? Re-tail."

"Star Wars Joke... If Finn hooks up with Rey... He would be the first stormtrooper to hit something EDIT: formatting"

"I do this really cute thing where I yawn right before my girlfriend kisses me so I almost swallow her face"

"In case of emergency, exits can be located at the log out, delete, deactivate, hide and block features. Thank you for flying with Facebook"

"Where does the general keep his armies? In his sleevies"