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Joke of the Day
"What animal has bad memory and climbs mountains? A Forgoat."
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"ATMs should have breathalyzers"
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"Nice try traffic, but I'm not murdering anyone today."
"What does a Nazi reach for when he has a head cold? Mein Camphor"
"Why won't the pimp date any of his girls? Because he doesn't want to get involved with a cockworker."
"The penis mightier than the sword. haha penis."
"I've deleted the phone numbers of all the Germans I know from my mobile phone... Now it's Hans free..."