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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow that can't make milk? An udder failure!"
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"A democrat, a libertarian and an idiot walk into a bar.. ""I'll have a beer please"", says the republican."
"Why the letter ""G"" is scary????? In one fine evening it can turn your host into . . . GHOST."
"F.E.M.A. Fuck EverybodyMostly Africans. ~Eddie Griffin"
"Someone put six uneaten pastries in the trash because Satan has many forms."
"Narrator: ""Humans are the product of 4.54 billion years of evolution"" [cut to me pressing harder on remote control when batteries are dead]"
"Judging by the quality of some of your tweets I can tell this isn't the first time you've failed in life."
"What's the difference between Pastor Maldonado and a bus driver? One is a highly skilled professional driver, and the other is in Formula 1."
"Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze. My 8 y/o daughter told me this joke."
"I was straining on the toilet this morning. ""Where's the fucking sieve?"" asked my wife."