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Joke of the Day
"How does a Welshman find sheep in long grass? Irresistible."
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"CAUTION: Even if your wife uses dual a sim phone, save both the number under one name ""WIFE"". Never save it as ""Wife 1"" & ""Wife 2""."
"Life; It's all about finding the next good time."
"What's a bigger problem, ignorance or apathy? I don't know and i don't care."
"Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down a chimney."
"5 black people walk into a restaurant... And the first one says, ""Table for three please."""
"How can you tell when your drowning in milk? When it gets pasteurise."
"Why does lightning only strike the French? Because it follows the path of least resistance"
"I've been jogging for 6 minutes & there are, literally, 9 vultures circling above me."
"[on a date] HER: any accomplishments? ME: yeah, i'm an award winning [eyes darting around] award winning [sees a dog] dog... liker HER: awww"