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Joke of the Day

"How does a Welshman find sheep in long grass? Irresistible."

"Typed in ""My Penis"" for a password Said it was ""too long."""

"I have recently been saving up for a sex change I don't care what my wife thinks, she is going to have it"

"I ""Liked"" your comment on my status update because I'm too lazy to respond."

"What did the Jewish residents of Hiroshima shout when they saw the plane carrying the first atomic bomb? Enola - gai avek!"

"""My computer asked me for an 8 character password."" For some reason it didn't accept snow white and the seven dwarves."

"What do you call an old film composer? Hans Zimmer-frame"

"ROOMMATE: While I'm away, can you get some mice to feed my pet snake? ME: Sure [later] ME [to mice] Come on fellas, pls just cook something"

"If humans can grow up to 8 feet... Why do I only ever see them with 2?"

"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he's out standing in his field."