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"What did the pillow say when it fell off the bed Sheet"
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"HARRY POTTER: Alohamora MORA: Aloha, Harry"
"""YOU'RE FAT."" - my belt"
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly your cock into a girls mouth. -the daily show"
"What did the organic chemist use tinder for? Carbon dating."
"Seriously In 20 years time and you're at a pub quiz and a question starts with ""in what year"" Just answer 2016"
"How many Redditors does it take to tell a joke? Two. One to think of it, and another to repost it a day later."
"How come you catch more flies with honey... ... but you don't catch more honies with fly?"
"CPR is a lot like church... CPR is a lot like church: you go up, down, up, down, up, down. The only difference is that you don't get snacks in CPR."
"How can a black woman tell if she's pregnant? When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked"