28232

Joke of the Day

"Woman Attacks her Husband This woman is accused of attacking her husband with several of his guitars. Judge: ""First Offender?"" Woman: ""No. First a Gibson Les Paul. Second a Fender."""

"A Canadian version of Breaking Bad is in the works It'll be one episode long. Walt is diagnosed with cancer and receives treatment."

"""She must be shy"" is probably what I say to myself the most when a woman abruptly moves across the country after talking to me."

"Cow: Why don't you shoo those flies? Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!"

"ME: [in g-string and hardhat] You sure this is what Boss meant by strip-mining? [A bat swoops down and tucks a crumpled bill into my thong]"

"13 Types of Regret You'll Experience After Clicking on a Link to an Article That Won't Live Up to its Exaggerated Headline"

"What's your favorite game if you wear a turban? Hide-and-Sikh"

"OJ's son did it! OJ'S son: Daddy Daddy the ice cream man is here! Can I have some money? OJ: Go axe yo mama"

"It makes me sad that in this age of computers and video games, my children will never understand what it's like to be raised by television."

"I just can't stand it when people make jokes about crippled people."