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Joke of the Day

"13 Types of Regret You'll Experience After Clicking on a Link to an Article That Won't Live Up to its Exaggerated Headline"

"For Halloween I put a empty bowl outside my door with a sign that says ""please take one"" That way it looks like I actually had candy once"

"What do James Cameron and M. Night Shamylan have in common? Icy dead people."

"Do you think the guy responsible for squirting water in NFL players' mouths has ""rehydration specialist"" listed on his LinkedIn profile?"

"What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little hoarse!"

"How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? The light bulb shouldn't need to change in order for society to accept it."

"So a horse walks into a bar... ...and the bartender asks, ""Hey buddy, why the long face?"" The horse looks up and responds, ""I'm out of the job! Sarah Jessica Parker started doing her own stunts."""

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick down your throat"

"I thought white noise was the sound of people complaining at Starbucks."

"Dude, what part of ""I don't speak your language"" don't you understand?"