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Joke of the Day

"13 Types of Regret You'll Experience After Clicking on a Link to an Article That Won't Live Up to its Exaggerated Headline"

"Because we love Adel.. Why did my computer just say hello? Oh, that's right. It's A Dell."

"You know what's the saddest part of North Korea getting hacked? It won't get to see this."

"I called a rape advice line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims."

"What is the rapper's favorite bread? 2 Grainz"

"When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?!? Now I would date him for the prescriptions."

"What is Santa's motto? Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney."

"I used to have to read my kids a bedtime story every single night until I started randomly killing off characters to amuse myself."

"How do you enter a brothel in Westeros? Through the Hodor!"

"What is one item which has never been affected by inflation? Deer's Balls There are always under a buck"