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Joke of the Day
"An anti-semantic walks into a synagogue. The linguists in the group are offended and leave."
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"What does Matthew McConaughey think about an all white, Republican Government? Altright, altright, altright"
"A little bit of ash falls on Hitler's shoulder. He sweeps it off and says ""Fuck off Jew"""
"It's impossible not to look creepy whispering to a child"
"I would feel morally obligated to eat whatever I kill... So please don't try to rob my house..."
"I bet the guy who invented the percent symbol, %, got his inspiration from watching his wife put on a seatbelt"
"If your nose runs and your feet smell..... You're built upside-down."
"What the pepper say to the angry chilli? If you don't cool down, I'm going to get jalapeno business"
"What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water? Sorry, I was just laid by a hot chick....it's going to take me a while to get hard again."
"Lost Elephants Zoo Keeper:""I've lost one of my elephants"" Other Zoo Keeper:""Why don't you put an advert in the paper?"" Zoo Keeper:""Don't be silly, he can't read!"""