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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an 115 year old man and a 46 year old woman ? sixty-nine"

"Did you hear about the new rating scale for how colorblind someone is? Its called the greyscale"

"A priest, rapist, and pedophile walks into a bar... ...and he orders a drink."

"I believe the children are our future and they should be praised and nurtured because they are the bus drivers and cabbies of tomorrow, and I drink a lot."

"Did you hear about the feminist picnic? Yeah, apparently it got cancelled, no one wanted to make the sandwiches."

"Who wrote the book The Russian Milkman? Ipul Titsky"

"What does one dog say to the other when he just broke up with his girl friend? Go and retrieve her!"

"My girlfriend accused me of cheating I told her she was starting to sound like my wife"

"Hey you know how people say they hate math because it doesn't make sense? I think that is unfair because math loves them. The problem is that math shows its love by playing hard to get."

"Accidentally shoved a girl I didn't like to the left in the grocery store thinking I was on Tinder."