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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the feminist picnic? Yeah, apparently it got cancelled, no one wanted to make the sandwiches."

"I don't like you messing with my donkey call-center business. I'm the one with my ass on the line."

"What's Obama's favorite game console? ""The Xbox One"""

"Q: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? A: It has great food, but no atmosphere."

"what do you give to the god of shit? Sacrifeces"

"What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush."

"What is Jesus' favorite gun? A nail gun I'm going to hell"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 8 and 9 died a horrible and tragic death, and 7 is the prime suspect."

"Can you guys give me the names of some famous athletes and prisoners? I'm making a pros and cons list."

"Why doesn't mexico have an olympic team? ...because everyone who can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border"