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Joke of the Day

"Call it a hunch, but I'm pretty sure I have an abnormal convex curvature of the upper spine."

"What do you call a bulletproof Irishman? Rick O'Shea"

"I was dating a girl with a lazy eye. Unfortunately I had to break up with her because she was seeing someone else on the side."

"In a marriage it's always a competition to see who can look busier, hence why I sighed and shook my head repeatedly while writing this."

"A Pagan sees a particularly shocking event ... ""Deer *god*!"""

"My girlfriend is (-100). She's definitely a 10, but she's imaginary."

"Monster energy drink bumper stickers--because you can't give your truck an eyebrow piercing."

"What's the difference between a lazy overeater and a flirtatious emo? One is Sloth the Gluttonous the other is Goth the Sluttiness. Yep made that up on the way home today... Sorry."

"How do you hold a pirate rabbit? With its buccaneers! Source: Dad."

"When hoes say, new year new me... they really mean new guys, new dick."