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Joke of the Day
"My position on marijuana is slumped in a beanbag chair."
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"Why do they call old people 'frogs' in Florida? 'Cause they all go there to croak!"
"A priest and a rabbi are sitting in a bar. The priest asked the rabbi, ""Do you get paid for corcumcisions?"" The rabbi replies ""No, but I keep the tips."""
"Autocorrect, no matter how many times I tell you, I don't want anyone's duck in my can't."
"Why don't old women ever have sex? ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?"
"""Plagiarism squad reporting for duty sir!"" ""Copy that"""
"2 Irishmen in a helicopter..... One turns to the other and says ""Dew tink if oi turned this here choppa upside down we'll fall out""? ""Don't talk daft, we'll always be friends"""
"What's your favourite onomatopoeic word? Mine's ""silence""."
"I love it! My girlfriend is so deep.... They'll never find her body."
"I'm so happy I finally tied the knot. Now I've just got to kick the chair she's standing on and I'm a free man!"