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Joke of the Day

"Why do they call old people 'frogs' in Florida? 'Cause they all go there to croak!"

"Friday is like a bra... You did your job all week, now it's time to take it off!... anyone need a hand??"

"What's a Jewish Catch 22? Free Ham."

"There are only 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't."

"Why does Minnie Mouse wear heels? She is the only female mouse Mickey knows. Pressure's off, girl. Your boyfriend doesn't even have a shirt."

"Q: Older Brother: ""Hooray! School's out! I'm free! I'm free!"" A: Younger Brother: ""So what? I'm four!"""

"What do you call an Aboriginal in a lamp? And Abori-genie."

"For a final paper, I was assigned to write 3000 words So I put 3 pictures in there."

"While other countries are doubling down on education, we're using chicken breasts as sandwich bread."

"How do you advertise a French rifle? Never fired, dropped once."