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Joke of the Day

"Why do they call old people 'frogs' in Florida? 'Cause they all go there to croak!"

"""Just because you can't dance, doesn't mean you shouldn't dance."" -Alcohol"

"How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it's already lit fam."

"What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians"

"Crazy but true: Over 80 percent of twins seperated at birth have the same exact birthday."

"Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings? The elevator men are on strike!"

"Why did the soviet plane crash? It was stalin"

"My German sausage didn't come with a bun... It was just the wurst."

"When I see a couple and the women's pregnant. I always walk up and YELL ""why don't you tell him who is really the father."" and walk away"

"Two fish were in a tank, and one said to the other: ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""