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Joke of the Day
"I love it! My girlfriend is so deep.... They'll never find her body."
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"I followed this woman on a bike with an empty baby seat for a half a mile yelling, ""your baby jumped out!"" before she gave me the finger."
"The only things that defy gravity are women... ...the heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up."
"Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Bruce Campbell in the chin. He broke every bone in that leg."
"Have you seen the prices of Almonds and Cashews? They're nuts."
"I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis."
"A motor gets a job as a waiter... Servo A motor buys a treadmill. Stepper. An artistic motor loses its paint kit. Brushless."
"I ate a sausage earlier, and it didn't taste very nice It was the wurst sausage I've ever eaten."
"Tell me, ""everything happens for a reason"" so I know you're an idiot."
"Some people say I'm apathetic but I don't care what anyone thinks."