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Joke of the Day

"son let me tell you about the birds and the bees... I left a window opened and they flew in and now I'm scared to go in that room"

"What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together? They turn out the lights."

"Everyone thinks the same thing when buying Drano. What a waste of money! That's $5 down the drain... ( )"

"A cow confronted Donald Trump after a rally It said ""what's your problem with moo-slims?"""

"I always put a crouton on my ice cream sundaes instead of a cherry. That way, it counts as a salad!"

"Did you hear about the guy who died while digging a hole for a coffin? It was a grave excavation."

"""See you tomorrow""? I do NOT go to Wendy's every day, Wendy's Lady. Check yourself."

"What do you call a french guy wearing sandals? Felipe Flop"

"What did trump say to hillary after the debate? WRONG! and hillary replied : he is a lier and he cannot be trusted"

"I look ugly without glasses.. Even though I've never worn glasses in my life."