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Joke of the Day
"TIFU by eating my coworkers sandwich Oops, wrong sub"
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"Jenny on the mine field Jenny is running through a mine field and waves her hands within 2km... Bonus round: Who's there? - Definitely not Jenny?"
"What is the opposite of a meme? youyou."
"I would make a joke about your mom but cows are holy in India"
"What do you call a small dog? A subwoofer!"
"The jumper I got for Christmas kept picking up static electricity so I took it back to the shop and exchanged it for another one free of charge."
"Scientists Find Zika Might Be Transmitted by Oral Sex The study suggests a little head may result in a little head."
"Sometimes I'll purposely spill gravy on my pants to give me an excuse to leave early. The real trick is sneaking the gravy into church."
"What do you call a guy who does not fart in public? A private tutor."
"Finally my winter fat is gone... Now I have spring rolls."