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Joke of the Day
"Hear about cannibal... ... who was ate before he was seven?"
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"Some people get their friends to do their bidding by offering favors or compensation. I just threaten to throw their iPhones in the toilet."
"GUYS: you need to be nicer to women,if you dont believe me just google ""woman stabs"" and see how many stories come up."
"How do you stop a metal from rusting? Use some antioxidants"
"What do you call the game that centres around weak leadership? Reddit."
"I try not to tell people I had shoddy dental implants done, but whenever in a conversation, it just comes out."
"Dogs can lick their balls and no one bats an eye lid but when I do it you're all like get the hell away from my dog?"
"What is the last thing on a Mosquito's mind when it hits a car windshield? It's Asshole."
"What happens when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence? Udder destruction."
"A good laugh, a great orgasm, and a long sleep are the best cures for most woes... For everything else there's booze."