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Joke of the Day

"Advice My brother came to me for advice concerning a major career change. All I could telll him was, ""Take the shot. Lincoln did."""

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"Why is the plunger gay? He was born that way you homophobe!"
"SCIENTISTS: We've discovered a massive black hole with no obvious qualities ME: Ok wow I'm right here"
"A three-legged dog walked into a saloon in the Old West. He sidled up to the bar and announced, ""I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."""
"Why do Republicans hate lotion? Because the directions say to apply it liberally."
"I bet nobody here knows the name of the ""unknown soldier"" It's probably because they're so undrground."
"/r/Jokes won the International Green Awards! 96% recycled content."
"a snare drum and crash cymbol fall out of a tree.. baduumm, tssshhh"
"What do you call a Mongol with an infectious skin disease? A leprekhan"