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Joke of the Day

"Advice My brother came to me for advice concerning a major career change. All I could telll him was, ""Take the shot. Lincoln did."""

"The ""PB&HJ;"" looked better on the menu. They really do have everything at the Cheesecake Factory."

"How do you call a cross-dressing father of two? Transparent"

"What did the prostitute catch when she went out with 5 fishermen? ... A big red snapper"

"Why was the horizontal plane judged in Germany? It was x-axis"

"What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby ? 20 minutes, thermostat 8."

"""Quinoa"" sounds like something a ninja would say before kicking you."

"If a guy says he can't feel anything while wearing a condom... Ask him if he can feel the money being sucked out of his paycheck for the next 18 years"

"What do cops and sports photographers have in common? They get paid to shoot black men."

"What doe you call a banana's grandmother? Banana-nana"