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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the prize-winning author that got a chicken in the mail? It was a pullet surprise!"

"How do you piss off a fanboy? Kylo Ren kills Dumbledore."

"What do you call an average guy who's happy? Fake and gay"

"If I had a dollar for every time I heard ""grow up!"" I could buy a seriously awesome security system to keep doody heads out of my fort."

"""Balls."" said the queen. The king laughed, he had to."

"People hear my southern accent and automatically assume I'm stupid. Let me tell you something right now. That is just a coincidence."

"I blow, but I don't swallow. I whip, but don't do chains. Some watch me and feel proud, while others feel ashamed. What am I? I am a flag."

"Private Manning will never get away with it! Corporal Klinger didn't"

"What is a Jewish person's favorite nut? A cashew."

"I've dated a vegetarian, trust me, they put meat in their mouth."