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Joke of the Day

"Have you seen FullMetal Alchemist? The cow says ""moo"". The cat says ""meow"". The dog says ""ed...ward...ed...ward"". Explanation : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbRtoFNqn84"

"How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ? Stacks !"

"Him: Want to play Trivial Pursuit? Me: Sure. But I guarantee you'll win. I'm not that smart. Him: Want to play strip Trivial Pursuit?"

"A guy I know got bitten by a radioactive bedbug. He spent 3 weeks in a coma, but when he came round again he was able to fold a fitted sheet"

"How do you make a cat go woof? You pour some gasoline and toss a match and WOOF!"

"What does ever horse and rider do at the same time? Grow old!"

"After watching the 6th sense I have been searching all over for the previous five movies with no luck"

"Houseguests should have a mandatory bedtime."

"[Fortune Teller] ""I see great wealth, also danger."" Oh. ""And blue meth. Walt Jr. is crippled."" Are you watching Breaki- ""Jesse is so hot."""

"In rest homes, when lovers have spats, do they key each other's walkers???"