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Joke of the Day
"Why does the coffee taste like shit? Because it was ground this morning."
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"Women jokes are not funny Period."
"Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp? The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!"
"What did the Indian boy say to his mother as he left for school? Mumbai!"
"TIL Atheism.... ...is a non-prophet organization"
"When I get a headache, I take two aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says."
"College doesn't prepare you for holding in farts in the workplace."
"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wiped his ass"
"Judge: ""Is it true that you owe your neighbor a thousand dollars?"" Defendant: ""Yes it's true."" Judge: ""Then why don't you just pay him back?"" Defendant: ""Because it wouldn't be true anymore."""
"So...the past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense."