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Joke of the Day
"What did the the dad say to the feminist? Hugh Mungus"
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"I got tired of wearing my watch on my wrist.. So I tried attaching it to my belt instead.. man, that was a real waist of time."
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"An ad company friended me on facebook I guess you could say they wanted to ad me."
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"[Concert] Triangle player: *proudly playing his triangle [Octagon player struts on stage] Triangle player: ""What the-"""
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"Why was four afraid of five? Because five was a six offender"