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Joke of the Day
"Why was four afraid of five? Because five was a six offender"
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"Medical fact If a woman drinks two glasses of wine a day, it increases the chance of a stroke. If you let her finish the bottle, she'll probably suck it as well! haw haw haw"
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"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame rabbit? The tame way."
"What is long, green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger."
"Did you hear about the 2 guys that stole a calendar? They each got 6 months."
"What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke? Bawdy wash."
"3 Mods walk into a bar [deleted]"
"I'm bringing sexy back. Apparently there was a misunderstanding and I never should have been allowed to purchase it in the first place."
"Why did the hipster never catch a fish? Because he didn't go in the mainstream"