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Joke of the Day
"To be honest, Adolf Hitler was a hero... Afterall, he was the one who killed Adolf Hitler."
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"Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed? So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up."
"Cannibal kid... ...is walking home, chanting: ""I'm hungry, hungry, hungry!"" Half an hour later, he leaves the house, chanting: ""I'm an orphan, an orphan, an orphan!"""
"I'd be more inclined to get in a stranger's van if he was offering free wifi instead of candy."
"When droid BB-8, was asked whether it should be referred to as ""he"" or ""she""... BB-8 replied, ""I roll both ways."" http://i.imgur.com/umSzUjp.gifv"
"There are two types of people on Twitter. Those who can take a joke, and those who will copy it and claim it as their own"
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather But not like the rest of this joke, getting beaten like a dead horse"
"A duck walks into a bar... The bartender says ""Hey, your pants are down."""
"What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !"
"Rednecks can't describe large areas as expansive... Listeners will just wonder why they paid so much for it."