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Joke of the Day
"there is something good about pedophiles... ...they make a kick-ass cocoa!"
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"I wanted to get a haircut today after work around 8:45... but they closed at 9, so that's cutting it close."
"What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y."
"*looks up from phone* ""Kids!! we're leaving the playground in 22 percent."""
"Gay Mafia Did you hear about those two gay guys in the mafia? One whacked the other one. http://earlmcgerd.tumblr.com/"
"Do you like Knock Knock jokes? Because I believe that the inventor of the knock knock joke deserves a 'No-bell' prize."
"Life Hack: In any hipster coffee shop, say ""You haven't seen The Wire?"" and in the ensuing commotion, leave without paying."
"There's a special place in he'll for autocorrect"
"My daughter wanted to be a princess... ...so I got divorced, married a horrible woman with three ugly kids, and left them all to it."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Allegra ! Allegra who ? Allegra is broken !"