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Joke of the Day
"Help, I just sunk the wrong submarine and I need legal advice Whoops! Wrong sub."
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"if you say ""pumpkin spice latte"" in the mirror 3 times a white girl in yoga pants will appear & tell you all her favorite things about fall."
"What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? ...Irrelephant."
"The two hardest things in programming? Naming things, caching things and off-by-one errors!"
"What did the 8 say to infinity? Come on man, get up!"
"Another Old Blonde Joke A brunette yells to a blonde across a river, ""Hey! How do I get to the other side of the river?"" The blonde yells back ""You are on the other side!"""
"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About halfway"
"[DOG MAGICIAN] think of a color, any color...is it...gray? [OTHER DOG] oh my GOD"
"[trying to make small talk with the lady cutting my hair] so what do you do for a living"
"A Muslim walks into a bar BANG (bomb explodes)"