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Joke of the Day
"Monogamy is difficult. I can't get one girl to have sex with me."
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"I like Kanye West as much as the next guy... ...as long as the next guy isn't Kanye West."
"What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber? Bruce Banner"
"I like my men like I like my farts. Wet and old."
"That will be $6.34, and would you like to donate a dollar to the children's hospital or do you prefer being judged by a Taco Bell employee?"
"I need constant reassurance, right?"
"Almost 65% of statistics are made up. The other half are lies."
"What is Trump's favorite movie? ""Octopussy"""
"The Wikipedia's list of rape victims is incomplete... But don't worry! You can help by expanding it!"
"Don't hate the PLAYA... hate the Spanish word for beach."