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Joke of the Day

"The two hardest things in programming? Naming things, caching things and off-by-one errors!"

"Why should you never race with a guy from Finland? Because they're already Finnish before the race even began"

"a sociologist finally solved the mystery of why men tend to die earlier than their respective wives they want to."

"Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine."

"I farted in a room of hipsters... and I watched them fight each other over who heard it first."

"Yo mama is so fat that if she confronted a boggart it would morph into a treadmill."

"What do you call a loud group of Cowboys? A Reckon-ing."

"Why don't old people like tennis? There's too much racket"

"7yo: I'M REALLY MAD AT YOU MOMMA SO I'M GOING TO BED EARLY Me: OH NO. NOT THAT. ANYTHING BUT THAT"

"You know what I call drowsy driving? Multitasking."