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Joke of the Day
"Do you know that awesome feeling after understating math? Me neither"
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"the guy at the liquor store didn't card me and it hurt my feelings so I said I was a cop and idk what to do next we're just standing here"
"I get my best showering ideas when I'm writing jokes."
"So Philip Seymour Hoffman is in the new Hunger Games . . . If anything can bring him back, it's some powerful heroine."
"Unintentionally Offensive Word Nerd Pickup Line Do you feel stupid? 'Cause your ass a nine. Like, asinine? ...I'll show myself out"
"What does a healthy dog and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common? A wet nose!"
"What did the man do when he got a big gas bill? He exploded."
"How do monkeys go down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster! :D"
"If Apple made cars they would be Swedish. The car would be called the iKia."
"What's Irish and stays out all night? Patty O'Furniture."