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Joke of the Day
"How do monkeys go down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster! :D"
Next Joke
"Can you guess how many turkeys we're gonna serve tomorrow? Turkey-two j.k. we don't celebrate thanksgiving here lol happy normal day to us"
"Apparently the meteor passed within 17,000 miles of the planet last night. Nearly as far away as my wife parks from the kerb."
"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Inertia"
"What do you say after you read a book? reddit!"
"What's the difference between a Ferrari and a box of dead babies ? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage."
"What do you call a 7 foot tall Ellen Pao? Pao Ming."
"During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel."
"Infidel. It's where I want to be, thanks to my fetish for Cuban politicians."
"The only thing worse than a woman who's completely lifeless in bed.. .. Is getting caught with the body"