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Joke of the Day
"What's Irish and stays out all night? Patty O'Furniture."
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"Maybe I'm like Spider-Man except I got bit by a radioactive sloth."
"Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a jar of peanut butter? A: An elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth."
"Did you hear about the Finn who spent a fortune building a storm cellar in case there was an earthquake."
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"Love many, trust few, and learn to paddle your own canoe."
"I sleep like a baby... With your mom's tit in my mouth."
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"TIL the american flag planted on the moon is now completely white due to radiation from the sun. Great, now future archeologists are gonna think the French got there first."
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