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Joke of the Day

"I upset a Jehovah's Witness at work today... ...he started telling me a knock-knock joke, but I wouldn't answer."

"Just checked weather. If anyone is curious what's in my wardrobe, find me tomorrow. I will be wearing every article of clothing I own."

"What do you call someone with lots of imaginary friends? Schizofriendic"

"Customer: ""I'm running Windows '95."" Tech: ""Yes."" Customer: ""My computer isn't working now."" Tech: ""Yes you said that."""

"Why don't dirty commies shower? Because they don't want to wash away their Marx."

"I think I want a job cleaning mirrors it's just something I could really see myself doing."

"After a big tsunami in Japan, the Chinese began to hoard soy sauce. So I guess you shouldn't Kikkoman when he's down."

"What Moby Dick's fathers name? Papa Boner"

"I wish I could just ""like"" a text message so I don't have to respond."

"I like big MUTTS & I cannot lie U other breeders can't deny When a dog walks in with a pretty mixed race & spots all on its face it gets PET"