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Joke of the Day
"My wife was so sick this morning that I had to carry her to the kitchen to make my breakfast."
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"A guy walks into a burn ward... and he says ""hey, you with the face!"""
"There's a new restaurant opening called Kentucky Freud Chicken... ...It's motherfucking good."
"I mean, if Marie Antoinette didn't want her head cut off, maybe there should've been actual cake. ~ Why I was kicked off the debate team"
"A man is at the airport. The airline attendant asks the man, ""Do you have any baggage?"" He replies, ""I haven't talked to my parents in 3 years, I have depression, and I'm still a virgin."""
"Don't be sexist. It's just wrong. And being wrong is for women."
"Did you hear about Dictionary: The Musical? It's a play on words..."
"What's the best part about abortions? They never get old"
"Why do babies have to cry? Why couldn't they like, glow, or beep rhythmically to get our attention? Shitty babies..."
"The definition of an oxymoron /r/Productivity"