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Joke of the Day
"I'm sleepier than a cupcake stand. They are tiered... sorry, this joke has too many layers."
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"Jesus drove a Honda but didn't talk about it. *""For I did not speak of my own Accord""* (John 12:49)"
"[high] ME: dude, NASA faked the moon landing FRIEND: wait, u mean- ME: yep, the moon never landed at all, it's still out there somewhere"
"Fifty Shades of Grey. In anticipation for the release of Fifty Shades of Grey, many theaters have installed more powerful ventilation systems to compensate for the smell."
"How do you burn an Irishman ear? Ring him while he's ironing..."
"What's the difference between an American and a moldy piece of bread? The bread has more culture."
"How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams ""REPOST"""
"Take it Like a Man ""Take it like a man"" is a phrase that means something completely different if one is hit in the crotch."
"Think my cat might be depressed. She just told me she's thinking about getting a cat."
"Necrophilia joke How can you tell a mortician is a necrophiliac? He's always HARD at work."