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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between an American and a moldy piece of bread? The bread has more culture."
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"How does a Jewish mother change a lightbulb? ""No, that's all right. I'll just sit here in the dark."""
"The name Pavlov Rings a bell"
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"What do you get when you put your hand in a blender? A hand shake."
"They say puns are bad to bring up during gay sex... Butt fuck that."
"Did you hear how high the offshore banker's salary is? I heard he makes boatloads."
"""sir, can i ask why you're smoking TWO huge blunts?"" ""officer, I'm..."" *turns to camera* ""double jointed"" *cop starts breakdancing*"