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Joke of the Day
"why didn't the young bald eagle need a chaperone? he already had super-vision."
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"a mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three. he says ""uno, dos..."" and then promptly disappeared without a tres."
"What did the Calendar say to the Wall-clock the moment it became June 1st? ""I am dismayed!"""
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"I'm trying to switch from ""okay"" to ""OK"" but I can't figure out what to do with all this extra time on my hands"
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"What do you call it when a Jedi doesn't heat something up fully? Luke warm"