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Joke of the Day
"Cake day post: What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot"
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"I heard about this one place with red signs that thanked drivers for slowing down... ...but when I drove by, everything was blue."
"A Christian telling an atheist that God will punish him ... [x-post from r/atheism] ... is like a hippy telling me that he's going to punch me in the aura."
"What's got two wings, a tail and twenty five pricks? England's return flight."
"Answering Machines ""I'm only here in spirit at the moment, but if you'll leave your name and number, I will get back to you as soon as I'm here in person."""
"How many ants does it takes to fill an apartment? Ten-ants"
"[2050] ""Grandpa, how did President Trump ever get elected?"" Well, we were a bit distracted. That was the year adult coloring books came out"
"Two pretzels are walking down the street. One was assaulted."
"Katy Perry is such an inspiration to all those young girls out there who want to grow up and ride giant golden tigers."
"Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman!"