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Joke of the Day
"*buys condoms* So I just eat these and it traps the baby?"
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"Survivor 1: ""Help! I can't swim! I'm drowning!"" Survivor 2: ""I have a buoy, friend."""
"What do you call a long vegetable that flies in a V? asparagoose"
"I added someone as a friend 2 years ago but they haven't responded. They must be really busy."
"Who makes the best photo bombers? Muslims"
" Why doesn't Santa have any kids? He only comes once a year."
"What's the best way to send a letter to Prince Charles? Heir mail"
"Me: WHO DREW ON THE WALL?! 4-year-old: 2-year-old: 4-year-old: 2-year-old: 4-year-old: The dog."
"What's a pirates favorite letter? *arrrrrrr?* you'd think that but it's actually P, because with out it they'd just be irate."
"Saw this movie about Jewish people this afternoon.. It had a hollow cast."