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Joke of the Day

"Texting wasn't always easy. In my day, you had to work for it. You had to want it. You need an S? You better click that 7 button FOUR TIMES."

"Sex on the beach means sand everywhere. You just do not want extreme exfoliation in some areas."

"God made the world in 7 days... and the rest Made In China"

"If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke."

"Why are waiters terrible pornstars? They only want the tip"

"Hitler's proofreader for Mein Kampf was literally a Grammar Nazi."

"What did a confused Mexican alphabet say? K"

"A black guy a Mexican and a Jew walk in to a bar The bartender says ""what is this a fucking joke?"""

"Not picking up the phone is some of the most fun you can have with a phone."

"If you came over an upturned tortoise... Would you clean it up?"