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Joke of the Day

"You put the punchline in the title Wanna know how to spoil a joke?"

"kids r so cute!!! they dont wanna sleep becuase theyre afraid of having nightmares whereas adults cant wait to sleep so they can escape them"

"The difference between Sean Connery and a Silica Tetrahedron One's an ionic bond, the other's an iconic Bond."

"Wife just instructed me on the best way to trim my beard. So now I'm explaining to her the proper way to change a tampon."

"One of my campers made this up today: What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!"

"What Does a Mexican Say When You Help Him Off the Lawn Gracias"

"*I cycle off mt Rushmore and fall to my death but my bicycle lands on the end of Lincolns nose and makes a perfect pair of reading glasses*"

"How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus? Because it's always ten-to-cool time..."

"You so ugly when who were born the doctor threw you out the window and the window threw you back."

"What do you call a gangster Hobbit? Yolo Swaggins"