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Joke of the Day
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"I'm more of a Coca-Cola person... soda speak."
"I want to be something really scary for Halloween this year so I'm dressing up as a phone battery at 2%."
"It has been proven that girls with profile picture of them selves in the mirror are more likely to send nudes."
"It's my wife's birthday and I bought her slippers and a dildo. In case she doesn't like the slippers, she can go fuck herself."
"what do you do if you see your ex , running around in your front yard covered in blood and screaming for help ? stay calm . reload . and try again."
"What's the difference between a priest and a pimple? Pimples don't come on boys faces till they hit 13"
"My friend told me the other day that every time he buys his girlfriend shoes he gets a blow job. Turns out he's head over heels."
"What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish."
"Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract? Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!"