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Joke of the Day
"why do giraffes have long necks? because they have smelly feet!!"
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"How do you get a grad student off your porch? You pay them for the pizza."
"""How is life in North Korea?"" I wrote to my North Korean pen pal ""I can't complain"" he wrote back."
"[LPT] When cleaning a messy room start with your bed, you will have a better sense of accomplishment when you eventually give up and sob uncontrollably."
"I may be schizophrenic But at least I have each other"
"My GPA is underwater I Guess you could say it's below C-level"
"So a man walks into a bar... It must have hurt like a sonuvabitch."
"What do you call when Batman leaves the church early? Christian Bale"
"How many electrons does a negatively charged oxygen atom have? Nion"
"What's worse than a girl falling asleep during sex? A girl waking up during sex."