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Joke of the Day
"What happens when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic? You get half way"
Next Joke
"Girlfriend: Im not the best cook, is that cool? Me: Yeah, I love shitty food."
"I just had a wicked threesome on the kitchen floor. Me, Nyquil and Vodka. I'll be walking funny tomorrow!"
"Fun way to make someone question everything: comment ""you are so brave"" on all their selfies."
"What's a neckbeard's favourite element? Manga-nese."
"What happens when two pastries divorce? They have a custardy battle"
"My friend told me that she wanted to give me a deep throat blow job today. ""Really!?"" I asked. ""No,"" she replied, ""April Fogarbnsrgabsjg...."" That'll teach her to try to be funny..."
"What did the lonely hedgehog get at the sex shop? A pinecone."
"What's the difference between a prostitute and oreo? April Fools ya dumbitches!! There's no difference at all."
"I wanna thank my mom for not aborting me and my dad for buying cheap condoms. Love you guys"