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Joke of the Day
"What happens when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic? You get half way"
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"My Estonian girlfriend gave me a BJ the other day When she looked up at me and said ""12 months!"""
"Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?"
"ME ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you ? My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!"
"Skywritten letters: SUSAN I DON'T HAVE A LOT OF MONEY FOR THIS WRITING BUT THIS IS HOW I WANTED TO PROPOSE; WILL YOU MAR"
"My girlfriend treats me like I'm God She ignores my existence and doesn't ever speak to me."
"I was going to make a Gay joke Butt fuck it."
"What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? ..............you pull the pin and throw it back!"
"Today my dad died in a scuba accident It was a very depressing situation"
"The main reason Santa Claus is so jolly is because... he knows where all the bad girls live. :3"