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Joke of the Day
"Chalant isn't even a word. Well played nonchalant. Well played."
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"Placing my signature wherever i go. Because, signature move!"
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"Mean while, back on Facebook, Jennifer is blaming the birth of her son for her being fat. Her son is 6 ...."
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