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Joke of the Day

"""this one should be called hurricane Kanye"" - kanye, every few weeks"

"If H2O is inside a fire hydrant, what is outside? K9P."

"What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl? They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!"

"Apparently Neil Armstrong used to tell unfunny jokes about the Moon, and follow them up with ""Ah, I guess you had to be there."""

"Why did the sweet scented man called Paul change his name to Saul? He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change."

"The other day I was almost arrested for mooning. Public indecency, my ass."

"My English professor failed my essay on child birth They don't allow contractions in formal writing"

"My bloodtype is really disappointing. My doctor keeps saying ""be positive""."

"Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital? Because at any moment they could bleet out"

"I like to wipe my ass like I drive. Stopping only on red."