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Joke of the Day

"A Febreze commercial but with pot head teenagers trying not to get busted by their parents that had just walked in the house."

"If you accidentally drop a roll of toilet paper while sitting down, it will roll approximately 65 feet away from you. Science."

"A photographer and a mechanic have a child After two long days of searching for the perfect name, they name him Cam."

"Why was the scarecrow promoted? Because he was outstanding in his field!"

"My wife finally got a ""Brazilian"". He seems nice."

"What do scientists say when they meet each other? Hydrogen Iodide"

"A blonde walks into a bar holding a piece of shit and says ""look what I almost stepped in!"""

"""You spent hours slaving away in the kitchen yesterday. Relax. Let me sort out dinner today."" *Orders pizza"

"A cop accidentally arrested a judge who was dressed like a convict for a costume party. He learned to never book a judge by their cover."

"Where do Sith lords go to shop? The Darth Mall."