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Joke of the Day

"A joke my 8 year old brother told me. G rating Why dont you take a pokemon to the bathroom. Because it might pi-ka-chu"

"Did you hear about the hipster with heatstroke? He got it before it was cool."

"The wife told me she's sick of me pushing her around and talking behind her back. I said ""Well you are in a wheelchair"""

"What do Lewinsky, Monroe, and Reddit have in common? They all went down on a President."

"Do you know why Eskimos always do their laundry in tide? Because it's too cold out-tide!"

"Fat women Vs Gravity Fat girls really do defy the laws of physics. It appears the heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up."

"My friend Amanda is an entrepreneur... She decided to create a cross-dressing boutique. She called it ""Amanda's A Man, Duh""."

"My friend is scared of the homeless people he sees on the streets. I told him to stop being hobophobic."

"Halloween = Candy, Thanksgiving = Food, Christmas = Gifts, New Years = Drinks, Valentines = Sex, Birthdays = ALL OF THE ABOVE"

"Jokes about German sausages... ...are the Wurst"