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"Last night I was questioned by a detective, and then afterwards we had sex EDIT: Seriously, gilded? I'm speechless"
"I lost my new underwear... ...I only wore them briefly."
"What's grey and comes in quarts? An elephant."
"How do you know you're talking to a sales guy? He says ""I'm not a sales guy""."
"What's the difference between a bitch and a slut? A slut fucks everybody, a bitch fucks everyone but you."
"What's the main religion of most ghosts? Boo dism"
"Have you tried the new, ultra-realistic vibrator? ""No, how does it work?"" ""Right before you climax it comes, goes limp, farts, and turns itself off."""
"Waiting to see who you're sitting next to on an airplane is the original Chatroulette. Now where the hell is the next button?"
"Why was Betty Boop never attracted to Mickey Mouse? She's only attracted to colored guys."