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Joke of the Day
"I lost my new underwear... ...I only wore them briefly."
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"What kind of bell doesn't ring? A dumbbell."
"What type of jokes don't work Dark jokes."
"Why do dyslexic children get nothing for Christmas? They are writing to Satan."
"When do you kick a midget in the balls? When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice."
"My dad tried to surprise me with a truck for my birthday. But he missed."
"When you're craving a Krabby Patty so bad!!! But the Krusty Krab is closed....and also fictional."
"What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode? Enjoy the silence."
"What size bed comfortably fits a married couple? Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch."